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Cache/Carbon problem under HHVM

Laravel 4.2 HHVM 3.6.1 (Ubuntu 14) Getting an ugly problem filling up log files using HHVM using any...

Cashier/Stripe unable to connect to Stripe API on HHVM

Just upgraded from PHP-FPM to HHVM 3.2 on Ubuntu 14.04 and Cashier is failing out of nowhere. Using...

Cache::get() with image data using Memcached

I'm creating dynamic PNG images from database data using Intervention/image. To decrease the process...

Eager loading from a list of user IDs (Haversine)

I have to optimize a Haversine query that's got an odd syntax and can't be addressed by the usual _m...

Inserting MySQL data with AES_ENCRYPT

I have a table that needs to store confidential data in two BLOB columns. The overall SQL statement...

Not as of yet. We're up to the latest version of HHVM (3.7.1 i think?) and still no fix. Looks like...

The above code works successfully, but it's a pain to implement. That was going to be my next questi...

Thanks so much for the reply - will test it tomorrow and report back!